lunar phase
whatever will be will be
Anonymous asked: You still making twerk vids

nah can’t twerk when you’re 5 months pregnant

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?


as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

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when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  


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Anonymous asked: Do you know how sexy you are😍💦

do you know how annoying, stupid, and disrespectful you are???


when u come home from school and take ur makeup off


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