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exasperatingme:

a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son:

nahshaw:

true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut

the female mind is a very strange place.

No one’s denying it

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sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

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Health and hygiene before modern times
  • EUROPE:
    Why the fuck are we always getting sick? Is it demons? Is it ghosts? Is it a curse?

  • EVERYBODY ELSE:
    Have you tried washing your ass?

my son is the cutest thing ever
Anonymous asked: You still making twerk vids

nah can’t twerk when you’re 5 months pregnant

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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Anonymous asked: Do you know how sexy you are😍💦

do you know how annoying, stupid, and disrespectful you are???

caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

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